I am at the opera; I don't like the opera, But he loves the opera and I love him I follow the libretto; I follow the conductor When I follow the plot my head begins to spin I don't understand a word, even when it's English Everyone around me says, ooh, this is divine I don't like the opera, but look I'm at the opera It's a good thing he can't read my mind
How long did you say this opera was? Six hours???? Oh . . . pinch me!
Look at me, I'm skiing when I do not like skiing, But he loves skiing and I love him I rent the boots and poles; I shiver in the cold I'm charging down the mountain risking life and limb There's no exhilaration; I'm only feeling terrified Everyone around me's having such a great time I do not like skiing, but look at me, I'm skiing It's a good thing he can't read my mind (Yes, exhilarating is just the very word I was thinking of . . . Scared of heights? Oh, no, not me.)
I am not complaining; I'm just making observations Expanding your horizons is a sign of sophistication Now I tolerate cigars 'cause he's a smoker I'm playing chess though I confess sometimes I long for poker
I am eating sushi when I do not like sushi, But he loves sushi and I love him I'm poking with a chopstick at the living, breathing fishstick Oh, my God! I think it's trying to swim. Some say eating sushi is like chewing on your own cheek Or sucking down a bucketful of tentacled slime I do not like sushi, but look I'm eating sushi It's a good thing he can't read my mind (Yes, this is a very interesting texture. What is it? Oh . . .)
So if you see me in the sushi bar, see me in the mezzanine, See me on a ski slope looking scared Hey, don't feel sorry for me; I must be in love Why in the hell else would I be there Before I met him life was dull; I never took any chances Now I leap at every opportunity I find I do not like sushi; I do not like skiing or the opera Maybe I will in time; maybe I will in time
White water rafting? Oh sure, I'd love to . . . let's go!