Quiet your mind, now what do you hear? The vestige of hope in flowing beer Ancient themata creep into your soul Crack open bottles, let good times roll!
Tap some kegs and sip some suds Inject it straight into our blood Froth and foam and things unknown No dough today, we’ll need a loan!
Hey you! You got green to spare! Fifty bucks is alotta wealth to share… We know you wanna drown your past When your broads just slobbered down our masts
Circled this blue marble a thousand times Fought off foes through steal and rhyme We won't rest 'til we've had our fill But we ain't gonna foot the bill!
And now it’s time to pound some brews! Our pockets dry - This round's on YOU!
So what say we resolve these issues? Before you reach for a box of tissues You might as well just buy us booze Before we take another pleasure cruise
As sayings go: “if it’s free - it’s for me” Well your wench was, now just take a knee Kids, there’s no shame in havin’ fun But this time you’ve been out-fucking-done
Real pirates never pay to drink And the critics never seem to think We do whatever the fuck we please And bring the saucy wenches to their knees
Circled this blue marble a thousand times Fought off foes through steal and rhyme We won't rest 'til we've had our fill But we ain't gonna foot the bill!
Son, drinkin’s not a game, ya hear? Now pony up ya fuckin’ queers Friends will backstab ya in a fucking flash ‘Tis in yar interest to front said cash
We pirates three had come to splurge Beverages in hand, an alcoholic surge The night was cloaked in a liquid stupor But all we found was loser party-poopers We circled this blue marble a thousand times Fought off foes through steal and rhyme We won't rest 'til we've had our fill But we ain't gonna foot the fucking bill!