We stole your life, we thieved your being A mob of panicked faces fleeing ‘Tis simply a game of skill for us A no-holds contest with zero fuss
We hoodwinked you of all your values Heisted what you thought you knew Embezzled your most sacred views Scammed a blank slate to begin anew
We bamboozled your bankroll Misappropriated all your goals We cozened your control At last, we’ve swindled your soul
Antediluvian age-old feelings Leaves your wailing wits reeling This is how we conduct our lives We’ve no qualms with swiving wives
You gifted us another ghastly face How does it feel to be replaced? Your humdrum life just went to waste From life’s pages you have been erased
Day one, our integrity went out the door So we decided to take some more of yours It’s something you can’t buy in stores And that’s what happens to doltish whores