Sweeney Todd: "What can I do for you today sir? Stylish trimming of the hair? Soothing skin massage. Sit sir. Sit."
Judge Turpin: (sung) "You see sir a man infatued with love. Her ardent amd eager slave. So fetch the pomade and pumice stone and lend me a more seductive tone a sprinkling perhaps of French cologne but first sir I think a shave."
Sweeney Todd: (sung) The closest I ever gave.
whistles
Judge Turpin: (spoken) In a merry mood today Mr. Todd?
(sung)
Sweeney Todd: Tis your delight, sir, catching fire from one man to the next.
Judge Turpin: Tis true, sir, love can still inspire the blood to pound the heartly pyre. What more-
Sweeney Todd: Now then, my friend. Now to your purpose. Patience. Enjoy it. Revenge can’t be taken in haste.
Judge Turpin: Make haste of it, and if we wed, *you'll* be commended sir!
Sweeney Todd My lord…! And who may it be said is your intended, sir?
Judge Turpin: My ward. Pretty as a rose bud....
Sweeney Todd: Pretty as her mother?
Judge Turpin: (spoken) *What?* What was that?
Sweeney Todd: (spoken) Nothing sir. Nothing.
(sung)
Pretty women, Fascinating... Sipping coffee, Dancing... Pretty women, Are a wonder. Pretty women...
Sitting in the window or Standing on the stair. Something in them cheers the air. Pretty women,
Judge Turpin: Silhouetted...
Sweeney Todd: Stay within you,
Judge Turpin: Glancing...
Sweeney Todd: Stay forever,
Judge Turpin: Breathing lightly...
Sweeney Todd: Pretty women,
Judge Turpin and Sweeney Todd:(alternate together) Pretty women!
Sweeney Todd: Blowing out their candles or combing out their hair, Judge Turpin: Combing out their hair then they leave Even when they leave you and vainish they somehow can still can remain there with you Sweeney Todd: Even when they leave They still are there. They're there...
Sweeney Todd and Judge Turpin together: Ah! Pretty women,
Sweeney Todd: At their mirrors,
Judge Turpin: In their gardens,
Sweeney Todd: Letter-writing,
Judge Turpin: Flower-picking,
Sweeney Todd: Weather-watching.
Sweeney Todd and Judge Turpin: How they make a man sing! Proof of heaven as you're living, Pretty women!