- JUDGE TURPIN: “You're in a merry mood today, Mr. Todd.”
- TODD: ‘Tis your delight, sir, catching fire From one man to the next
- JUDGE TURPIN: ‘Tis true, sir, love can still inspire The blood to pound, the heart leap higher What more-- - TODD: What more - BOTH: Can man require - JUDGE TURPIN: Than love, sir? - TODD: More than love, sir - JUDGE TURPIN: What, sir? - TODD: Women - JUDGE TURPIN: Ah, yes - women - TODD: Pretty women - JUDGE TURPIN: Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom
- TODD: Now then, my friend Now to your purpose Patience - enjoy it Revenge can't be taken in haste
- JUDGE TURPIN: Make haste, and if we wed, you'll be commended, sir
- TODD: My lord… And who, may it be said is your intended, sir?
- JUDGE TURPIN: My ward. “And pretty as a rosebud.”
[spoken:] - TODD: “Pretty as her mother?” - JUDGE TURPIN: “What? What was that?”
- TODD: “Nothing, sir. Nothing.” Pretty women Fascinating Sipping coffee Dancing Pretty women Are a wonder Pretty women
Sitting in the window Or - standing on the stair Something in them cheers the air Pretty women
- JUDGE TURPIN: Silhouetted - TODD: Stay within you - JUDGE TURPIN: Glancing - TODD: Stay forever - JUDGE TURPIN: Breathing lightly - TODD: Pretty women BOTH: Pretty women - TODD: Blowing out their… - JUDGE TURPIN: Blowing out their BOTH: Candles - TODD: Or - combing out their… - JUDGE TURPIN: Combing out their BOTH: Hair - JUDGE TURPIN: Then they leave-- - TODD: Even when they leave…
- JUDGE TURPIN: Even when they leave you and vanish They somehow can still remain There with you There with you
- TODD: They still Are there They're there
BOTH:Ah, pretty women
- TODD: At their mirrors - JUDGE TURPIN: In their gardens - TODD: Letter-writing - JUDGE TURPIN: Flower-picking - TODD: Weather-watching BOTH: How they make a man sing! Proof of heaven As you're living Pretty women, sir! Pretty women, yes! Pretty women, sir!
- TODD: Pretty women, here's to Pretty women, all the Pretty women...