[Toby] Ladies and gentlemen! May I have your attention, please! Do you wake every morning in shame and despair, to discover your pillow is covered with hair, or what not should be there?
Well, ladies and gentlemen, From now on you can waken at ease! You need never again have a worry or care, I will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare. Gentleman, you are about to see something wot rose from the dead! On the top of my head
T'was Pirelli's Miracle Elixir, That's what did the trick, sir, True, sir, true. Was it quick sir? Did it in a tick, sir, Just like an elixir Ought to do!
how about a bottle mister? only costs a penny guaranteed.
Does Pirelli's Stimulate the growth, sir? You can have my oath, sir, 'Tis unique.
Rub a minute Stimulatin', i'nt? Soon you'll have to thin it Once a week!
[Sweeney Todd] pardon me ma'm what's that awful stench?
[Mrs. Lovett] are we standing near an open drench?
[Mrs. Lovett (said with Sweeney)] pardon me sir what's that awful stench?
[Sweeney Todd (said with Lovett)] are we standing near an open drench?