When I say, "Swish", you say "Flick" Swish! Flick! Swish! Flick! When I say, "Swish", everybody say, "Flick" Swish! Flick! Swish! Flick!
Swish and Flick in the Great Hall, y'all Rockin' this joint like it's the Yule Ball Getting drunk on too much butterbeer Like Harry and the Potters, we'll drink phoenix tears Put the sorting hat on if you're a first year And wave your wand if you're glad to be here To the left, to the left To the right, to the right To the front, to the front To the back, to the back Now Swish baby, Flick baby Don't stop, get it, get it
Slytherins in the house say, "Hiss" And get ill like a dementor's kiss Hufflepuffs, raise your cups in the air And get drunk like you just don't care Ravenclaws in the house say, "Caw" Shake your (ass) tail like it's against the law Gryffindors, wave your swords in the sky And dance around like you don't know why
We're Swish and Flick making hip hop for hippogriphs Calling out all of you hypocrites Making money, getting rich like the Malfoys You know I have a thing for those bad boys We rock the house at the start of term feast We can't be stopped, no, we can't be ceased So raise the roof and the enchanted ceiling Shout it out, tell me what you're feeling
We're not as big as some other schools But every witch and wizard knows that Hogwarts rules The bird, the bird, the bird is on fire We don't give a Fawkes, just let the phoenix feathers burn Burn, Fawkes' feathers, burn