If you didn't come to party, I assume you came to brawl And I ain't afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall I'll Sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand I'll make fool out of you, like you're that broke wizard Ron If you didn't come to party, why you at the Yule Ball? I'm rollin' three Death Eaters deep, like I was Biggie Smalls Gonna Crucio your ass if you get up in my face Cuz if you didn't come to party, you in the wrong place
Pansy thinks she's all that, in her frilly pink dress But she looks like a hot tranny mess
I see her rollin' in with Draco, but I'm scheming on her man She's afraid I'm gonna steal him, cuz she knows I can
All I need is five minutes, five minutes with him alone And I bet you five Sickles he's gonna take me home
If you didn't come to party, I assume you came to brawl And I ain't afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall I'll Sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand I'll make fool out of you, like you're that broke wizard Ron If you didn't come to party, why you at the Yule Ball? I'm rollin' three Death Eaters deep, like I was Biggie Smalls Gonna Crucio your ass if you get up in my face Cuz if you didn't come to party, you in the wrong place
Drinkin' gin and pumpkin juice in my silver-chrome cup I'm gonna get real loose, I'm gonna get fucked up
Some wizards can't hold their liquor and they're gettin' real sloppy If you get much sicker, better go see Madame Poppy
Even Snape's a little tipsy, and McGonagall is smokin' Trelawny's drunk on sherry, and Dumbledore is tokin'
Why you tryin' to kill my buzz, you're a prefect not a narc Why you gotta call the fuzz, bitch, I got a Dark Mark!
If you didn't come to party, I assume you came to brawl And I ain't afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall I'll Sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand I'll make fool out of you, like you're that broke wizard Ron If you didn't come to party, why you at the Yule Ball? I'm rollin' three Death Eaters deep, like I was Biggie Smalls Gonna Crucio your ass if you get up in my face If you didn't come to party, you in the wrong place
The boys are feelin' me tonight, they're trying to get next to me And we're gonna have an orgy, cuz we're high on ecstasy
If you take felix felicis, you just may get lucky But you gotta wait in line, if you wanna F...riend me on Myspace!
Don't you call me a whore cuz I like to get laid I do this just for fun, I never get paid
So if you wanna get with me, don't matter what house you're from So long as you promise me you're gonna make me come...with you to the next Yule Ball!
If you didn't come to party, I assume you came to brawl And I ain't afraid to cut a bitch up in the Great Hall I'll Sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand I'll make fool out of you, like you're that broke wizard Ron If you didn't come to party, why you at the Yule Ball? I'm rollin' three Death Eaters deep, like I was Biggie Smalls Gonna Crucio your ass if you get up in my face Cuz if you didn't come to party, you in the wrong place