I woke up Christmas morning and ran down to the tree There was one little box waiting there for me Was it shiny new bling? A 7 karat diamond ring? Was it keys to a new crib that Santa Claus did give? Delivered to me from the North Pole was a great, big, dirty, old lump of coal!
I admit I was shocked I was really surprised But after a while I began to realize The reason was simple The reason was clear I've been a very naughty girl this year!
Santa won't bring me gold hoops for my ear 'cause I've been a very naughty girl this year Santa won't bring me a supply of butterbeer 'cause I've been a very naughty girl this year It's really kinda whack that I ain't got jack 'cause I've been a very naughty girl this year
(Flick) Yo Astoria! Were you really so bad? Why did you make mum and daddy so mad?
I was just being Slytherin We like to have fun I never really meant to harm no one
I cursed some first-years who were being such pests I lied to my professors I cheated on tests
I hexed a few Hufflepuffs because that's what they fo' I petrified a Gryffindor who called me a ho'
I snuck out of the dorms after curfew to meet Draco Malfoy for a midnight rendezvous
I started a food fight in the Great Hall I played a game of quidditch with Neville's remembrall
I went skinny dipping in the Black Lake Put a puking pastille in Pansy's birthday cake
Santa won't bring me gold hoops for my ear 'cause I've been a very naughty girl this year Santa won't bring me a supply of butterbeer 'cause I've been a very naughty girl this year It's really kinda whack that I ain't got jack 'cause I've been a very naughty girl this year
I mugged a muggle named Dudley 'cause he looked at me funny I maxed out his credit cards and spent all his money
I smuggled fire whiskey into the common room Did a fly-by jinxing on a stolen broom
I ain't even sorry I got no remorse I only regret getting caught Of course
I don't even care That Santa gave me coal I'm a ride-or-die witch and that's how I roll
Santa won't bring me gold hoops for my ear 'cause I've been a very naughty girl this year Santa won't bring me a supply of butterbeer 'cause I've been a very naughty girl this year It's really kinda whack that I ain't got jack 'cause I've been a very naughty girl this year