Budweiser you've created a monster And they call him Drinkenstein And the tavern down the street is the labba-tor-eye-ee Where he makes the transformation all the time
And a stein of Dr. Bud is just a pint of monster blood And it does effect him different every time Budweiser you've created a monster And they call him Drinkenstein And they call him Drinkenstein
But he's a good old boy at heart as so many of them are But when he's drinking, well that's something else again Well you can sneak on out and leave, or you can sit and just agree Or you can cross him if you want your face knocked in
'Cause he will hit ya as apt as not And he can hurt ya, I swear to God He's Drinkenstein
But every night's a different mood There is a fun side to him, too He loves to laugh, he love to joke, and he loves to dance But watch your girlfriends and your wives He'll steal 'em right before your eyes 'Cause he's a lover, so don't give him half the chance
'Cause he can do it, don't think he can't 'Cause women like him, 'cause he's strange He's Drinkenstein
Budweiser you've created a monster And they call him Drinkenstein And the tavern down the street is the labba-tor-eye-ee Where he makes that transformation all the time
And a stein of Dr. Bud is just a pint of monster blood And it does effect him different every time Budweiser you've created a monster And they call him Drinkenstein And they call him Drinkenstein Yeah!
He is foolish, the beer is fine He's just ghoulish, he's Drinkenstein Now he will say it if he thinks it And it will change him if he drinks it I'm Drinkenstein, you're Drinkenstein She's Drinkenstein, we're all Drinkenstein Drinkenstein, Drinkenstein, we're Drinkenstein Oooooh, yeah!