In the moonlight Fighting with the night It's a rip-off Kissing all the slain I'm bleeding in the rain It's a rip-off Such a rip-off Rocking in the nude I'm feeling such a dude It's a rip-off
Dancing in the dark With the tramps in the park It's a rip-off Such a rip-off See your baby's stud Sliding in the mud It's a rip-off
Bleached on the beach I want to tickle your peach It's a rip-off Such a rip-off See the girl dance In her man-skin pants It's a rip-off
Terraplane Tommy Wants to bang your gong It's a rip-off Such a rip-off Gypsy girl's good People treat her like a fool It's a rip-off The President's weird He's got a burgundy beard It's a rip-off Such a rip-off I'm the King of the highway I'm the Queen of the hop You should see me At the Governors ball Doing the rip-off bop I'm a social person I'm the creature in disguise There's a man with a whip On his silver lip Living inside my eyes I'm the cat from the alley I'm the fleetfoot vodoo man There's very little that's ever said All of which I understand Caught like a skunk In space and time It's a rip-off If it's her's Well it must be mine It's a rip-off Such a rip-off