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Horuss: 8=D < Your Harness... I mean Hayness. Highness I mean.
Horuss: 8=D < F*DDLEST*%. Please pardon my utterly e%ecrable language, and unforgivable stamming, your Horseness.
Horuss: 8=D < I am a bale of nerves in your royal presence, and it has been so long.
Horuss: 8=D < And when i am so spooked, you must know how that causes me to even more firmly identify with the majestic hoofbeast.
Meenah: hey uh
Meenah: horuss what
Meenah: what the fuck is that thing youre prefixing all your talkin with
Horuss: 8=D < Oh, this? What, don't you recognize it?
Meenah: no and its weirding me out
Horuss: 8=D < why, it is my smiling face, you s*lly, utterly superior person, you. Goggles and all. Can't you see?
Meenah: I
Meenah: guess??
Meenah: its disturbin as heck to me for whatever reason
Horuss: 8=D < The last thing I desire is to disconcert our prodigal empress.
Horuss: 8=D < I just thought i would try smiling permanently and uncompromisingly, rather than resorting to all those disgruntled e%pressions I usually trot out.
Meenah: why the eff would you want to do that
Horuss: 8=D < It was on Meulin's suggestion, actually
Meenah: huh??
Horuss: 8=D < Oh, I guess you must not have herd. She and I have developed quite a STRONG and stable moirallegience recently.
Meenah: daaaaang
Meenah: that matchup makes no glubbin sense dude
Horuss: 8=D < E%actly. Whoof would have thought? If you a%ed me before we all died whether I would consider romantically pairing with a r*d*culous midb100d, let alone Ms. Leijon of all people, I'd probably have died regardless, due to laughter-induced asphy%iation.
Horuss: 8=D < But do you know what it was that finally cleared the sweat steam-induced fog from my goggles? It was meeting out post-scratch counterparts.
Horuss: 8=D < Seeing our corresponding young alternians, why it threatened to produce a tear-induced f100d of the inside of my goggles.
Horuss: 8=D < Their relationship in spite of the STRONG class disparity I found to be so moving, so pure. It made me reconsider my perspective on Meulin entirely, who horsenestly I'd hardly ever given a second thought.
Horuss: 8=D < It's funny don't you think? How our young ancestors took to a completely different social configuration, making for some rather odd pairings, both platonic and otherwise. A whole host of counterintuitive minglings, up and down the hemospectrum with no regard for class compatibility. And yet it all seems to make a stronge amount of sense. Neigh, I might go as far as saying it's all oddly rather...
Horuss: 8=D < T*tillating? Or no, perhaps what I mean is some of their Alternian indescretions feel a bit, I don't know...
Horuss: 8=D < Naughty?
Horuss: 8=D < Oh Ph**ey, that's not what I meant either. (Pardon my p*ttymouth.) Now you'll probably mistake me for some kind of r*scally deviant.
Meenah: man why yall still act like you give a heap of manure about dating down on the spectrum
Meenah: you and nitram been a thing for how long now
Horuss: 8=D < Yes, but no one was supposed to know about that!
Horuss: 8=D < That was always to be my own private, um, e%ploration. I had no intention of creating such a stirrup.
Horuss: 8=D < It was only to be a very private, feeling dalliance with a BUOY but the whole thing became so quickly scandalized.
Horuss: 8=D < And soon other were whisked into it such as you and the vengeful rust b100d, and... well, imagine my embarrassment. Trust me, the last thing i wanted was for royalty as yourself to know i was pursuing forbidden b100d. To be caught with my hoof in the chocolate jar, so to nicker.
Meenah: ill
Horuss: 8=D < And I suppose I would have clopped my hands of the matter after the big k*rfuffle, but...
Horuss: 8=D < I guess I didn't e%pect to fall in love.
Horuss: 8=D < It is true. I am not ashamed to say it. I fell mane over hooves. Phan

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