Elvis is alive at your local grocery store If you believe that boy well sit down and I'll tell you more Lee Harvey Oswald, well you know he acted alone Charlie Manson only wanted to make his house a home Jesus was an alien flyin through space God was an astronaut who said boy I like your face so the story began Girl I love you and the check is in the mail Found religion inside myself I drained the blood the flesh will stand So reach in your pocket and give us all you can The only one that's going to heaven is gonna be the richer man Jesus was an alien flyin through space God was an astronaut who said boy I like your face so the story began Jesus was an alien flyin through space God was an astronaut who said boy I like your face so the story began I see you shaking boy do you find it hard to believe That the one you've been livin for would cut your wrist and watch you Bleed You find out the truth is a lie and it makes you feel unwell You say that judging the almighty dollar is all we have to save us from Hell Jesus was an alien flyin through space God was an astronaut who said boy I like your face so the story began Jesus was an alien flyin through space God was an astronaut who said boy I like your face so the story began