This next song is a funny little song About snow in the desert
Champagne don't drive me crazy Cocaine don't make me lazy Ain't nobody's business but my own
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker You can drink all the liquor down at Costa Rica Ain't nobody's business but my own
You can ride a great big pink Cadillac to church on Sunday You can hang around the house with your old lady on Monday Ain't nobody's business but your own
Man I don't care what in the world that you do As long as you do what you say you going to Ain't nobody's business but your own
Now, I know some of you cuties You real fine cuties, you go stepping downtown Just to hang around
Standing on the corner So the fellows will stare and say "Oh, ain't she sweet?"
Champagne don't drive me crazy Cocaine don't make me lazy Ain't nobody's business but my own
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker You can drink all the liquor down at Costa Rica Ain't nobody's business but my own
You can walk downtown in your birthday suit I can see you coming out of the Bank Of America with a whole lotta loot Ain't nobody's business but your own
Now, you know that cocaine's for horses now it ain't for men The doctors said it'll kill me but they didn't say when Ain't nobody's business but your own
Now, you know sometime I put on my straw hat And my stripe pants, my spanz baby You know I'm not going trucking downtown Standing on the corner so the fellas can stare and say
Hey man, ain't you the brother in the '57 mercury With the turnpike skirts and the chrome reverse wheels The white wall tires and lights running the skirts Was painted lime green with reversible lights in place With windows that you can see out, can nobody see in With four on the floor, 745 horsepower and a big stereo Listening to Wolfman Jack say, "Ain't this X C I B, baby"
Champagne don't drive me crazy Cocaine don't make me lazy Ain't nobody's business but my own
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker You can drink all the liquor down at Costa Rica Ain't nobody's business but your own, but my own
Come on now let's try it, one, two, three Now, champagne don't drive me crazy Cocaine don't make me lazy Ain't nobody's business but my own
Sing it now Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker You can drink all the liquor down at Costa Rica Ain't nobody's business but my own
Once again Champagne don't drive me crazy Cocaine don't make me lazy Ain't nobody's business but my own
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker You can drink all the liquor down at Costa Rica Ain't nobody's business but my own