Tally Deushane - Bazinga! | Текст песни

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The devil has many faces--Wil Wheaton is first
Anything can happen Thursdays are the second worst
Then there's people who don't get just how smart I am
I have a PhD; I am not an average man

Life would be much better if everyone read comic books
If people studied physics instead of studying their looks
Stop being like Kirk and start acting more like Spock
But, most importantly, get the hell out of my spot
Bazinga Bazinga

Schedules are important and they must be kept
Plans cannot be changed because of some girl you met
I'm still mad the bastards canceled Firefly
And, unless you're MeeMaw, don't you dare call me "Moonpie"

Life would be much better if everyone read comic books
If people studied physics instead of studying their looks
Stop being like Kirk and start acting more like Spock
But, most importantly, get the hell out of my spot
Bazinga Bazinga

Don't call my mom or be in my bedroom
If you touch my stuff, be prepared to meet your doom
My mom had me tested, and, no, I'm not insane
Don't try making small talk, just bow down to my brain

Life would be much better if everyone read comic books
If people studied physics instead of studying their looks
Stop being like Kirk and start acting more like Spock
But, most importantly, get the hell out of my spot
Bazinga Bazinga

Orange chicken is not tangerine
There's nothing better than a routine
Don't ignore a check engine light
Or mess around with my laundry night
If you let me knock three times
Then I won't kill you with my mind

Life would be much better if everyone read comic books
If people studied physics instead of studying their looks
Stop being like Kirk and start acting more like Spock
But, most importantly, get the hell out of my spot

Life would be much better if everyone read comic books
If people studied physics instead of studying their looks
Stop being like Kirk and start acting more like Spock
But, most importantly, get the hell out of my spot
Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga

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