Can I get a “T” (t) And if you hit me with the a-l-l-y Then you’d see why The hall is here for y'all The mini-mall is calling us all in. So kids Pack up your mom’s car Back up the Windstar Kick it in drive and arrive At the mega mart Slide the side hatch with pride cause your ties match On booty duty like your name was Eddie Thatch W.W.T.H.D. We like to kick it at the university But all work and no play makes us crazy So we jump in the bumping S.U.V. Hit the street get the sweet tunes on Do a donut on your mama's front lawn And sooner than you know You've found the rock'n'roll show, At the Tizzy Hizzy we'll be gone
We're in the mini-mall Working the carnival We like to play it all Welcome to Tally Hall
Who’s to blame The automated players I proclaim Yellow tie the suave fellow writes Heterophonic tunes of how love bites Red, the proud loud guy we adore Is my amp to high? No, turn it up more So Grey in the back sipping 'gnac can hear He's knocking down the shots like Bill Lambeer Send home the locksmith: Green’s got keys To unlock the rock in the act, if you please Now open the case Give Blue the bass And jiggle your boodiggle all over the place
We're in the mini-mall Working the carnival We like to play it all Welcome to Tally Hall
We're in the mini-mall Working the carnival We like to play it all Welcome to Tally Hall
Can I get a click Flick off the switch And we’ll ignite the night in pitch Singing songs you like to hear And the world will disappear Then we’ll be glowing in the dark Lighting up the park Revealing that the hall is the place that aims to please With unpredictable games and antiquities They're collectibles so delectable The unreliable style's undetectable Like I might rap like an English chap Take you by the knickers and I'll bum your slap You didn’t think we had the gall Well bloody welcome to Tally Hall
We’re stereosonic We’re animatronic We’re rapping with the robo-electronic Ebonics we're a quick distraction a mechanic attraction Got a penny in your pocket for the slot ROCK
Hay ho don’t you know It’s a good old-fashioned puppet show. That’s right quite the set We’re the marionette quintet We think we’re playing in a band But we'd love to give you all a hand
We're in the mini-mall Working the carnival We like to play it all Welcome to Tally Hall
We think we’re playing in a band, But we'd love to give you all a hand We think we’re playing in a band, But we'd love to give you all a hand We think we’re playing in a band, But we'd love to give you all a hand...