It's my vacation I'm leaving soon A trip to Finland On a sunny afternoon
Helsinki-Airport Straight out of town I'll drive through woodlands And relax a week alone
Nature - my cottage is waiting A lake on the countryside Rumours - the natives are talking Of legends that come here to life
I need a steam bath in the old Finnish ways I want to sweat, up to a hundred degrees
Chorus: Heat up the stove! The sauna is cleansing my body and mind Water on stones, a mystical place Beware of hyperthermia Heat up the stove! The dead has been washed here in ancient times Bodies and bones, I'm crazy in haze My vision: hyperthermia!
Help me! Somebody's in here And temperature's rising high Jamming! The door doesn't open The dead rise to burn me alive!
I know this evil's real, that this is no dream My flesh is scorching, I can hear myself scream!
Chorus: Heat up the stove! The sauna is cleansing my body and mind Water on stones, a mystical place Beware of hyperthermia Heat up the stove! The dead has been washed here in ancient times Bodies and bones, I'm crazy in haze My vision: hyperthermia!
Stuck in hellfire Near Helsinki Years later I'm still here My soul never will be free
Must find a victim Some stupid fool Who takes a steam bath On a sunny afternoon
I need a steam bath in the old Finnish ways I want to sweat, up to a hundred degrees
Chorus: Heat up the stove! The sauna is cleansing my body and mind Water on stones, a mystical place Beware of hyperthermia Heat up the stove! The dead has been washed here in ancient times Bodies and bones, I'm crazy in haze My vision: hyperthermia!