This is for all my ladies out there who have a problem with their gas
We're at a party I'm feeling farty so I'm say I need to make a phone call I look around and without a sound I quietly fart on the wall
I think I'm in the clear until you appear there's no way for me to hide you said, what's that smell, stinks like hell as if a small animal just died
Chorus: Rotten gas, oh ohh, oh ohh, oh ohh, oh ohh, Smells like ass oh ohh, oh oh. I think I farted (on the wall) I think I farted (on the wall) I think I farted (on the wall) I think I farted
You're fast asleep when I feel one creep I try to keep it inside the bed but like a good wine, the ages with time it's rotting and it's starting to spread
You wake up in fear, that a fire is near from the smell of my own gaja vin with no one else to frame, I take the blame you can't believe it's been me the whole time
Chorus: Rotting gas, oh ohh, oh ohh, oh ohh, oh ohh, Smells like ass oh ohh, oh oh.
I think I farted (in the bed) I think I farted (in the bed) I think I farted (in the bed) I think I farted
On the couch, on the wall,on the table, on the floor, beware at my stench it's rotten to the core I'm a lady in the street but I smoke up the bed just one quick whiff and you wind up dead
No matter how hard I pray my gas wont go away I know that it's not okay
But please, please don't say goodbye, I know that most girls try to keep thier flatulence inside but I can't lie I need a man who knows i pass a lot a gas the smell of ass it's here to last for infinity beyond
Chorus: Rotten gas, oh ohh, I farted oh ohh, Smells like ass oh ohh, oh oh, I definitely farted I think I farted, on the wall, I think I farted in the bed I think I farted on the TV, I think I farted Rotten gas, oh ohh, I farted oh ohh, Smells like ass oh ohh, oh oh, I think I farted, on your cat, I think I farted, on my cat I think I farted, on photo of Mitt Romney I think I farted Oh crap I just shit my pants.