Big ones, small ones, flat and flappy So many ballsacks for me to grabby They come in all colors, sizes and shapes Some like pears and some like grapes Long and tall, round and wide Loose and tight and after one side There’s ballsacks of all different kind There’s only one type I don’t like
Hairy ballsacks are my one … Hairy ballsacks make me dry eave Shaving’s the key, to be a ball hair free So please shave your ballsack, shave your ballsack for me
You can do it in the gym, while you’re in the steam You can do it in the shower, with your favorite shaving cream You can do it with the clippers, you can do it with the razor If you want it gone forever, you can do it with the laser You can shave your ballsack anywhere, I don’t care, if the people stare Cause the most important thing for me Is all your ballsacks hair free
Shave your ballsacks but don’t you just one Shave your ballsacks, it’s doodles and fun Smooth and silky is the way to be So please shave your ballsacks, shave your ballsacks for me Or I’ll do it for you shave your ballsacks, shave your ballsacks for me.