Big ones, small ones, flat and flappy, So many boobies for me to grabby, They come in all colors, sizes, and shapes, Some like pears and some like grapes.
Young and old, round and wide, Real and fake, and off to one side. There's boobies of all different kinds But do you know the warning signs....
CHORUS: I touch my boobies For any strange lumps I touch my boobies For any weird bumps
Touching is key To being lumpy free So please touch your boobies Please touch your boobies for me.
BRIDGE: You can do it in the kitchen Or while you're in the shower, You can do it at the bus stop, (pool?) Or during happy hour.
You can do it in your car Or while you grocery shop You can do it while your run You can do it nonstop....
You can touch your boobies anywhere I don't care if people stare Cuz the most important thing to me... Is are your boobies cancer free....
CHORUS: So touch your boobies For any strange lumps Touch your boobies For any weird bumps
Touching is key To being lumpy free So please touch your boobies Please touch your boobies for me.
So please touch your boobies Please touch your boobies for me.