Taryn Southern - Welcome to Hollywood | Текст песни

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I used to be a stripper with a bunch of other hoes, Sweatin for a dollar, livin' in squalor
So I moved here with a roomie, started making movies, suckin' dick at parties & hanging out with groupies

Dreaming of a bigger place, saving for a better face, so I post a wanted ad, "looking for a sugar dad"--

Pretty soon i'm makin', 6 figures a year, got my double D's and I'm hangin' with celebrities. oh ohoh

Sayin' mazel tof to goyas, fist bump with my broyas, it's a celebration bitches, l'chaim'n to future riches

Thank god this town is kosher, tuchuses on every corner, ain't your average mother fucker, yeah the chicks are like no other...

Using my cards to kVetch for some shikksas, schleppin' my shit to single mixers, Drink matzah soup when I feel blue-ish, funny thing is, I ain't even Jewish.

**muffled***Welcome to Los Angeles. The temperature is 75 degrees, sunny, with a slight chance of silicone showers.

Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood ---
the city of the rich and misunderstood
Don't stay too long or you'll get a disease
here in the city of angel sleaze.

This town is too hard without the aid of pharmaceuticals; i'm gnawing at my fingers, ruining my cuticles.

Wrote six screenplays but I haven't sold one, then again this shit isn't 'sposed to be fun.

So I'm workin' on my career, while I'm waiting tables, 'cuz that's how we do it in city of angels.

But on the bright side, I just scored a pot license,/// said I needed help for my chronic arthritis! Priceless.

My name is Muhammed (I'm just a guy who drive your) taxi don't fuck me with me or i'll start to get nasty

I came to dis city without a bed just dollar to my name and a turban on my head.

I sell rug in Pakistan but here they don't like rug so I drive your drunk ass, and smell you pass gas fuck you. fuck you

You and all your drunk friend, you barf in my cab and 'den you leave. You don' pay me in cash or you don't give me your sheep, i fuck you! LISTEN TO ME YOU DRUNK funk!

Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood --- the city of the rich and misunderstood
Don't stay too long or you'll get a disease here in the city of angel sleaze.

Two hands in the air for this giant city,
Street lights, big dreams they're all lookin' shitty
no place in the World that can compare,
JuST GO Smell the stench in the air,

everybody say yeaaahh
everybody say YEAHHH

**muffled***Welcome to Los Angeles. The temperature is 75 degrees, sunny, with a slight chance of silicone showers.

Welcome to Hollywood, Hollywood --- the city of the rich, and misunderstood
Don't stay too long or you'll get a disease here in the city of angel sleaze.

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