Taylor Swift - Shake It Off (PARODY) | Текст песни

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• Taylor Swift
• Shake It Off (PARODY)

I have so much fame
I'm richer than Bruce Wayne
My life is so great (mmm)
I just can't keep a a date

But it's not enough for me
To be queen of country
I need more love and acclaim
Cause I am insane

I'll make pop music
That's trite, bland, and useless
And use my dumb blonde cuteness
To expand my fan base to a bigger size

Yes this song is really lame, lame, lame, lame, lame,
And this video's the same, same, same, same, same,
A mess of cheerleading, twerking, and ballet,
Make it stop, make it stop!

Why does this scene look like a shitty Gap ad?
Why the hell am I dressed like a urban man?
I am clueless who I am am am am am
Turn it off, turn it off!

I date a lot of guys
And I'm always surprised
When they break up with me
I'm lovely can't you see?

But the sad truth is that
I am a psychopath
If you do not love me
I'll chop off your testes

So just keep on hating
And I'll keep on making
Songs that keep on stating
That I don't care
Which proves you care way too much

I juct want the whole wide world to love Tay Tay
That's why I'm desperately trying to relate
To every race by dressing up all these ways
Make it stop, make it stop!

I have absolutely no rhythm it's sad
When I dance I look like a paralyzed rat
Hypnotizing you with ass so that you can't
Turn it off, turn it off

Hey hey hey
You didn't think this god awful pandering sellout
Song and video could get any worse did you?
Well guess what ?

Now you have to listen to me rap

It's going according to plan
I'll have my revenge on the haters who hate
My new army of zombie fans will obey my commands
Kill my haters and the jerks I used to date!

Taylor don't you've gone insane sane sane sane sane
Your feeble attempt to halt me is in vain
Now behold the dawning of my wicked reign
Taylor stop, Taylor stop!
I will damn you back to Hell Hell Hell Hell Hell
Go ahead that's where I dwell dwell dwell dwell dwell
There is nothing you can do to break my spell
Taylor stop, Taylor stop!
To break your evil curse
I'll send you somewhere worse
I Lord God now decree
You go back to country!