Taylor Swift - Shake it Off PARODY! Key Of Awesome #90 | Текст песни

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I make this dumb face
Derp
I got zero shame
I´m dancing like Elaine
Invading people´s space
Excuse me
He comes a fake laugh
And now I´m acting black
Yo yo dawg
I know tons of raps
Rap, rap
Like notorious 2-Pac
I´m strapped
I´m such a doofus
Acting like I´m clueless
But I can be ruthless
If you breake my heart
You´ll end up in a shitty song
But I never ever ever get pissed or miffed
I just bottle up my rage
Then write a hit
I tread haters
like a fly at a picnic
And I wrack ´em off
Wrack ´em off
I read every comment and a message board
And ,,swiftkickr‘‘ said
I wasn´t as good as Lorde
Gonna find him and sguish his testicles
Turn and cough
Turn and cough
I f@@k English guys
Groovy baby
I got hotdog thighs
I always act suprised
I won?
Life is a suprise
Yey me!
These girls are working hard
(Yes, we´re working hard)
They went to Juilliard
(Maxed our credit cards)
But I dance like a tard
(That´s true)
And I´m a superstar
(Life´s cruel)
Now, I´ll try twerking
But my butt ain´t working
It´s just some spactic jerking
Let me crawl below
While I peek at your camel toes
Hey hey hey
Just think
In the time I spent writing a song about
Shaking it off
I could have been actually
Shaking it off
To this sick beat
This part´s designed
To be sung in time
By some 12 year old girls in a mall
Best friends
Just turned 24 not a kid anymore
But i act like I´m just like y´all
What is this?
I asked for Dijon mustard!
And I drivin´ you insane, sane, sane, sane, sane
With my infinite refrain, frain, frain, frain
Torturing your brain, brain, brain, brain
Shut it off!, shut it off!
Ha, ha, ha
I was hired by the CIA-A-A
Just to write a song to play, play, play
At Guantamo Bay, Bay, Bay, Baby
Make it stop! Make it stop!