Do you remember the day I leaned up against your car And it started rollin’ down the street? You screamed and ran after it and tried to open the door And it ran over your foot and I was Too busy laughin’ on the ground to see
It would take Brad Pitt to leave you It takes five seconds to need you And I’m mad at all the lovebirds ‘cause they Don’t know to play our song
I wish that pretty girls couldn’t see you wish all your roads would lead you Right to me, ‘cause that’s where you belong Until Brad Pitt comes along
Do you remember the time we watched Carrie And you said it reminded you of me? And I threw the remote at you and you said, “My point exactly”
And later on that night Under the neon city lights You paid a homeless guy to sing a song to me
It would take Brad Pitt to leave you It takes five seconds to need you And I’m mad at all the lovebirds ‘cause they Don’t know to play our song
I wish that pretty girls couldn’t see you I wish all your roads would lead you Right to me, ‘cause that’s where you belong Until Brad Pitt comes along
You call me “lucky” ‘cause I lose everything But I swear I’d be careful with it If you gave me a ring
And it would take Brad Pitt to leave you It takes five seconds to need you And I’m mad at all the lovebirds ‘cause they Don’t play our song
I wish that pretty girls wouldn’t see you I wish all your roads would lead you Right to me, ‘cause that’s where you belong Until Brad Pitt comes along