We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together (a dramatic reading)
I remember when we broke up The first time Saying «This is it, I've had enough» Cause like, we hadn't seen each other in a month When you said you needed space What?
Then you come around again and say Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change Trust me Remember how that lasted for a day? I say I hate you, we break up You call me, I love you
Ooh, we called it off again last night But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together We are never ever ever getting back together You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me But we are never ever ever ever Getting back together
Like, ever
I'm really gonna miss You picking fights And me falling for it, Screaming that I'm right And you, hide away And find your peace of mind With some indie record that's much cooler than mine
Ooh, you called me up again tonight But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together We are never ever ever getting back together You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me But we are never ever ever ever Getting back together
I used to think that we were forever ever And I used to say «Never say never»
So he calls me up and he's like «I still love you» and I'm like... I'm just... I mean, this is exhausting, you know? We're never getting back together Like ever
We are never ever ever getting back together We are never ever ever getting back together You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me But we are never ever ever ever Getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me But we are never ever ever ever Getting back together