I'm your Medic Saving peoples lives, so give me a little credit Scout rushing me with his little baseball bat Needles in your face, punk take that This might hurt a bit, come and get it.
I'm your Medic But you can call me Captain Spalding The guy on your team always in the top 3 You're like, "Captain Spalding! Ubercharge me!" "We're dyin' over here! Can't get past this sentry"
So turn your head and cough, 'cause you just got reamed My Steam Rating says 'EAGLES SCREAM!' You wish you'd wake up like it was a bad dream You thought you'd killed me, but I was just winged I'm your MEDIC!
I'm your Medic Pick the wrong team, I'm not on and you regret it Head of the Class, Valedictorian Self-medicated on midichlorians Almost dead? On my way. Don't sweat it.
Stop crying my name if you've got full health I know who needs healing fool, let me share the wealth Just spawned at our base And you're all up in my face? Man take a step back! Heal yourself!
Me you can't get rid You'll be lucky if you live If you're not on my team kid Open up your spleen with My surgical steel kit - Man, I ain't got time to bleed When I'm backin' up my boys from PCG I'm your MEDIC!
I'm your Medic Don't be spammin' me because you've got a little headache Ubercharged Heavies walkin' in sprayin' lead I be busy savin' fools down in the red Hack you with my bonesaw - pathetic.
I'm your Medic You think I'm in the ... Seat? Yeah - I heard, you said it. You think that it's a noob class? Man, don't you get it? They call it a support class because I CARRY YOUR ASS. DON'T FORGET IT.
Want me to pull the plug? Then I'll grant your wish When you see me rollin' in with Havoc Six Gonzo, Norm, Jeremy, GWhitta too Nothin' but BADASSES populate my crew AND I'M THE MEDIC.