An Assassin’s Life For Me. Yo Ho Ho, and a bottle of Rum I’m On a boat bitch, I’m an Assassin Came to get rich, Sail the Seven Seas And Johnny Depp ain’t got shit on me Plunder for gold, walk the plank Get too close, you’re getting’ shanked Everybody aboard, stackin’ bodies high I came to Kill , you came to Die. When I’m coming for your head There’s No Parlay Be afraid of my blade, there’s no escape I take lives away, so Avast ye Dogs Lets Raise the Flag , set it off Heave Ho, Heave Ho If your name’s on my list, I’ll slit your throat Heave Ho, Set the Sails Dead Men, Tell no Tales YO HO, YO HO, YO HO
[Chorus:] On a Pirate Ship, the Assassin’s come Beware their hidden blades, beware their hidden guns Known for Violence, and Pillaging Raise the Flag, and stick to the Creed
Yo Ho Ho, it’s a Mutiny About to bash your Skull in brutally I’ll Loot your Corpse, take your Gold and your Jewelry Then I’ll say YOLO at the Eulogy Avast Ye Maties, Swab the Deck If you get too close, I’ll break your neck When we arrive, it’s a full on Raid I came to kill,everybody gets slayed Coming for your head, There’s no retreat, cause it’s hard to run When you got no feet I take Souls away, so Avast Ye Lubbers When I’m hangin’ with the Wenches, I bring Sheepskin Rubbers Heave Ho, Heave Ho Gonna put this Axe right into your Skull Heave Ho , Came to Make you Bleed Cause I’m the Mother Fuckin’ Scourge of the Dreaded Seas.
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Yo Ho Ho, with the Skull and Bones About to send your ass down to Davy Jones Sleeping with the fishes is where you’ll be 30,000 Leagues Down, Deep in the Sea I’m Dangerous, so don’t give me a reason My Moby Dick is straight launching Sea Men I’m Drinking Grog, and lookin’ for Bitches Plundering Booty, and Grabbin’ the Riches Coming for your Throat, there’s no retreat Gonna choke you out till you fall asleep Take lives away, I make the bodies drop And when I pull the blade, X marks the Spot Heave Ho, Heave Ho Jump in the Animus, cause it’s time to go Heave Ho, Board the Ship Being a Pirate Assassin is so Legit Use the Eagle Vision now I’m getting all Pervy Eat my Vegetables so I don’t get the Scurvy Jumpin’ off the rooftops, landin’ in a hay stack When you walk by, I’ll put my knife in your Buttcrack Tippy tippy toe like A Boss, they never see me coming On the rooftop, now they’re getting tossed off To the ground, Then I’m looting all the corpses, Walking around the Town Cause I don’t have Horses Hidin’ from the Templars up on the ledge Death from Above as I land on their heads I’m the King of this Town, I came to Blow the Man Down And when I hide your mangled body, it will never get found Keep one eye open, don’t ever sleep Or else you’ll end up on Deadmans Reef Assassin’s Creed, about to Bust I’m the MuthaFuckin’ KING of the Animus.
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YO HO, YO HO, YO HO An Assassin’s Life For Me YO HO, YO HO, YO HO An Assassin’s Life For Me.