They call me Deadpool, I'm Hella fast Came to Merc the bad guys and get some ass Got blades for days, got guns galore Got combo moves, evades, and more With bear traps and hand grenades Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts Sitting on my chair, scratchin' my nuts
I can’t die, I'm invincible but if you'd like to try Then I'll crush your skull
Crass and rude, borderline obscene But I'm the funniest motherfucker that you ever did see and Wolverine is getting bitch slapped Wake up Wolvie, no time for a nap We gotta rescue Rogue, ride roller coasta, Grab our gear, head to Genosha
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On a mission to slap a ho but I'm getting kinda dizzy fightin Vertigo so slow the roll, you're kinda cute But if you keep this game up then I'm gonna puke Hanging with the ladies that are wearling the skivvies Motorboatin’ , and playing with Titties Jump across the map in a big ass boot Decapitate my enemies, pick up my loot Don't Stop when I shoot full auto is on your ass is grass and I'm mowin’ the lawn Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop Domino and Psylocke making it hot, but All these bitches are premadonna's I stuff my face with chimicanga's Taco's and Beers, always keeping it loose Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce.
Bout to take you all to school, with guns and knives Deadpool Telling jokes and breaking the rules, I came for the Taco's Deadpool Playing with the ladies and the Family jewels, to bust a nut Deadpool Bout to throw down, with all these fools, so come and get some
My favorite girl, I call her death she got big old boobs, and butt ass breath no stress one day, we will be together As soon as l die, and that means never Hackin’ and slashin’ like a Ninja Don't worry Sinister, I'm coming to get ya double flippin' jumps, landin' all wreckless sneaking up on dudes, and leavin' em headless
Cable anyday big gun, no doubt But he talks too much, so fuck I'm out With a broken neck, I can't see at all Crack it like a Crack head, Problem solved Xmen evolved, doing air guitar, pettin' the dog dancing like a porn star We did it, we rescued rogue I tried to get some booty, but I got f riendzoned
Teleport because its cool, when I fall off a ledge Deadpool The crazy ass guards are lookin' to duel, so click click boom Deadpool I don't believe in the golden rule, I came to get laid Deadpool Note to the ladies, I'm not a Tool, I'm a sexy mutha fucka