Dead Rising Here they come Dead Rising Time to grab the guns Dead Rising, I ain't no bitch I'll survive the apocolype
Waking up quick, whats in my town A crowd of people making chewing sounds Chomping on fingers, heads, and feet, Yo its time to go, cause that's a zombie But first I need to grab some supplies A gun, grenades, batteries, and flashlights A first aid kit, and my Rambo knife, an M-16, Ammo, and Zip ties The bodies are rising up from the Dead, I grab the shotgun under my bed, Mom walks up, and I shoot her in the head Everybody's gone, they left me for dead Keep you in the sights and I'm making you bleed, Chainsaw on my bike, mow you down at full speed Light your ass up and watch you cook My zombie Killing skills are off the hook
Shooting at zombies can be so much fun, I'm a man on a mission double fisting 2 guns That hot zombie chick, I think I used to know her Until she got a facefull of my flame thrower Driving that car smashing mad amounts, Of undead zombies, rocking body counts Eat some food to keep my energy, Some phyco motherfucker always chasing me Move in quick no time to pause, Slap chop your face with my wolverine claws Run and blast, decaptitate your dome, Or leave you twitchin, cleave meat from bone Act like a clown, always wearing a hat Home Run always, swinging a bat Put on a suit that makes me laugh, And a mask, on my grill making you go splat
Need to double wrap my wang right quick If I plan to get down with some zombie chicks But you need penicillian, for that infection, No undead slobber on my erection Correction it's a bad idea, To hook up with you getting zombie gonorreah Making milk shakes out of brains and marrow Dawn of the dead like George Ramero Its out of control, I've got to kill them all Kneecaping you fools, staight watching you fall The situation here is getting sticky, Trying to bite my neck, and give me hicki, But I ain't down with that, not by a damn sight I ain't no appetizer you ain't taking a bite I'll blast your brains right through your lips, I'll survive the apocolypse.
To the left and right I evade and swerve Trying to take my out, that is absurd To the front and the back, I duck and weave Leave your busted ass teeth, by the ground at your feet, Butchering bodies like they were cattle, Wait hold on you want a Zombie Rap Battle? Ha ha ha, give it a shot, Here's the mic, show me what you got Mnang dkdjieur dkdjf bood, Try it again can't understand you, Slkdklsj slkdjjsdf ljskjf blips, Need to brush your teeth, your breath smells like shit Assldkjdfoiiosdfoisdf perms Need to check that scalp, its growing worms Sorry son you just got dissed, I'll survive the apocalypse