Ted: Puzzles is a place where people go, to feel like they belong Barney: Kinda take advantage of dumb drunk girls Ted: No… (Bro) That would be wrong A place where wit and wisdom bloom Barney: A place to bang chicks in Ted´s room Ted: Not gonna happen Barney: We´ll talk about it Both: At Puzzles we all fit together
Both: At Puzzles we all fit together On sunny days or stormy weather Pull up a chair and sit for a spell Laughter and share the stories to tell Puzzles is a place where everyone feels at home Barney: And we bang chicks in Ted´s room.