BARNEY: Oh God, really? Really? You're really going to do this right now?
TED: On your Super Date... Troubles of the world will simply have to wait For wonders and amazement served up on a silver plate Hurry up now, don't be late 'Cause hand in hand you'll find a land Where paradise awaits And then, BOOM! Firework show over the Manhattan skyline, you kiss her And that's your Super Date!
BARNEY: That sounds.... gooey... and romantic TED: Yeah. BARNEY: Strip club? TED: Strip club!