Ted [singing]: You don't have to take her to Paris or Peru (Barney [spoken]: Uh Ted, whaaaaat are you doing?) You just have to make her understand (Barney [spoken]: Ted, people are looking at us) What she means to you (Barney [spoken]: Oh God, really? Really? You're really going to do this right now?) On your Super Date... Troubles of the world will simply have to wait For wonders and amazement served up on a silver plate. Hurry up now, don't be late. 'Cause hand in hand you'll find a land Where paradise awaits. (Ted [spoken]: And then, BOOM! Firework show over the Manhattan skyline. You kiss her.) And that's your Super Date!
Barney: That sounds… gooey… and romantic. Ted: Yeah. Barney: Strip club? Ted: Strip club!