C'mon baby, Yeah, big ol' wet one...hey! Kiss my ass,
Kiss my ass, (tastes real good) Kiss my ass, (c'mon, everybody ought'a) Kiss my ass. (oh...)
Don't waste your time on me I got my own direction I'm lookin' for perfection Watch me close, wait and see And I'll leave you far behind I make up my own mind You can kiss my ass When the goin' gets tough
I let my dog hump on my shin I believe in animal rights I can tolerate sexual choice I've heard it all before But not with the next of kin (uh-uh, boy) I ain't gonna take any more When the goin' gets tough You can kiss my ass Everybody!
Kiss my ass, (pucker up) Kiss my ass Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass, (c'mon babe) When the goin' gets tough I've heard it all before
And I ain't gonna take no more, no no Kiss my ass! I see the weenies with the dirty hair Protestin' on the street They condemn the clothes we wear And the morality of what we eat, yeah It's gotta be a fluke When the goin' gets tough They make me wanna puke
They can kiss my ass Everybody gotta Kiss my ass - C'mon gang bangers Kiss my ass - Janet Reno Kiss my ass - C'mon Billary Kiss my ass - Callin' on Jesse Jackson Kiss my ass - How about the IRS Kiss my ass - Hey, Howard Stern Kiss my ass - United Nations Kiss my ass - C'mon Sarah Brady Kiss my ass - All those Liberals Kiss my ass - Beavis, Butthead Kiss my ass - Oh, Courtney Love I've got your hole I've heard it all before Kiss my ass - How about Crips and Bloods
And we ain't gonna take it no more When the goin' gets rough When the goin' gets rough When the goin's to tough They oughta' kiss my ass