Lyrics: (Verse 1) Im a walking troll face So when I put down my shrooms I turn the rift into a modern troll place And I rep for the yordle race So I always be smilin as im movin teemos grin is never displaced
Plus you know im quite smug Just because I look like a plush toy doesn't mean I want a hug Don't call me a scrub Just because I troll with my shrooms all game doesn't mean that I suck
Gangplank eats an orange and its k But when he runs into my minefield pirate's slowed all day More bombs than bombay I just wait for my forage and place bombs all up in your lane
And I move so quick Chasing a yordle? Man you know that's a big mistake Slow after slow Someone get an oracle for teemo please! for christ sake
(Verse 2) BossPanda here im reporting for duty applying toxic shot like I'm medically shooting Administer the poison, doctor teemo's orders Why ain't that a skin man He's got like forty
I hate teemo! Yeah that's all you be sayin' as the minefield of doom constantly be slowin' and I told you in the last verse you shouldn't be chasin' unless you want to end up all disappointed
Size doesn't matter when the scout is around cause the darts to your knees will bring you down to MY SIZE, THIGH HIGH, no lie, man i'll shoot you again, surprise now you've got a blind eye socket
any team im on you know teemo's gonna rock it split pushin' yordle, y'all are too slow to stop it Shrooms on your left, shrooms on your right Teemo's gonna shroom your whole jungle all night