I knocked down a tree with my bare hands And I've been to all four corners of this land I killed a giant spider with an iron sword And I ran ten miles being chased by a zombie hoard They call me Steve, I'll do anything you want me to They call me Steve, I'll dig a hole to hell and back for you I built a giant mansion in a mountain side And it's fully furnished with a pool and water slide But late at night the creepers walk me home But I don't mind I'm getting used to spending nights alone They call me Steve, I'll do anything you want me to They call me Steve, I'll dig a hole to hell and back for you I don't know what to do cause me and Steve are really missing you They call me Steve, I'll do anything you want me to They call me Steve, I'll dig a hole to hell and back for you They call me Steve, I'll do anything you want me to They call me Steve, I'll dig a hole to hell and back for you