Another Rainy Day in Manchester (1986-10-31 - Live at Queen's College, London)
Oh God I feel so miserable My whole damn life's unbearable Think I'm going to kill myself today I couldn't get much worse I think I'll have another cup of tea first And I can't believe How grim my life is There's no food in my fridge I'll stay in bed all day and watch TV Oh 'Mary, Mungo and Midge'
I would go out tonight But I haven't got a thing to wear Once I had a job Then I found a job And then I had two jobs
I'm sure I could be a soap opera star In 'Coronation Street' Star with Vera Duckworth and Rita in the Kabin And what's my chance if I act anything like I sing? Hand in glove The sun shines out of my behind
It's just another rainy day in Manchester It's always raining And I'm so miserable And I've never been laid And we've just signed to EMI Cos we'll never get a number one on Rough Trade
It's just another rainy day in Manchester Another rainy day in Manchester It's always raining