Poor people dancing in shopping centres Bargains galore on November and Sundays Raining cabbages and church-like sales Children with chainsaws and Catholic boutiques Homemade desires and vegetable antiques
Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation
Indian ice-cream parlour houses Melancholy pussycats playing with mouses Happy-go-lucky undertakers Tree-lined bungalows marzipan-flavoured Postmen toying with Lucozade fetishes Policewomen laughing at the unemployed Ecstasy houses for the hard of hearing Muslim vicars like to get the beers in
Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation
Lawnmowers dancing in a rude formation Animated talks with bilingual Alsatian Flying nuns shopping in DIY whorehouses
Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation
The grand old queen of York He had two hundred men His case comes up in court on Tuesday morning
Ha! ha! ha! Part one: fulfilling the contractual obligation