Well, I never thought it would come to this As I stand hare now, with a razorblade, It's against my wrist As I reminisce of our first kiss No, I never thought it would come to this And I still pretend it's a dark, dark dream Because the mirror man doesn't look like me Yes I still pretend it's a dark, dark dream It's just a dream Razorblades and lemonade And you are what you have Glamour makes you loveable On a very good day I can be so adorable Now the mocking-birds they sing While the vulture wears my ring But she's everything to me She's everything to me And I still pretend It's a dark, dark dream As I stand here now Who will buy my razorblades? Coca Cola, Cherryade