Funny, always thought of you as my girlfriend I just can't believe you could come in here And say all those things Let me finish, you must let me finish Thank you Thanks for bringing me up to date dear Didn't know you knew all the in's and out's Of my private life Let me finish, you must let me finish
Let's talk about you A minute or two What tart is your husband keeping Where's he sleeping? Can't you say?
Let's talk about men You're at it again! I hear that you need a bedful For those dreadful Games you play
How dare you come in here Wagging your wicked tongue? Your cheeks are red my dear You look like you've been stung I know my life's a mess But I think you're the worst thing in it Wait a minute
Let's talk about you Because you never do You just couldn't wait to blurt out All that dirt out in my face
Let's talk about pills And illegal thrills I hear that the habit's gripped you And you've tripped to every place
Does it make you feel good Knowing that I feel bad? Yes, knowing you it would You must be very sad You can't know how I feel But my friend you're about to learn how It's my turn now
Let's talk about booze And how much you use What time do your kids start drinking? Am I sinking low as you?
He's a married man, don't blush my friend Wouldn't you love to get your friends on him? How's that fat little man, was it one more affair?
Where are you going, why are you running away from me? Are you absolutely sure you don't want to stay for tea!