She's 39, but she still looks young Not very young, but a lot of fun She's my 39 lady in the sun
49 and I'm feelin' fine In the sun that's a lot of fun Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on
I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight I think about her every damn night 39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me
I'm 49, drinkin' white wine Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more From now on I got my 39 year-old whore Oh!
Don't you call her a whore I'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out She's sweet and she's getting old And she's mine, to have and to hold
She needs a dentist appointment quick I pay for it and she sucka my dick When we text each other, I fiddle with my anus
Ahh, stick a finger in it! Then a fuckin' didariddly doo And I fuckin' gots to spew Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe Get me a tissue
Chardonnay in the setting sun She's 39, but she's number one Get the apartment just right, she's comin' over tonight
I like it cause I don't feel scared She's 39, I'm in my underwear Here she comes, comin' down the hallway She's knockin' on my door!
I open the door There she is, not too bad, good enough 39 year-old lady, young enough for me Boobies droopin', but she's good enough for me Trimmed her pussy hairs, good enough for me Mature woman, she's my lady
Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah She ain't gonna be fuckin' around with no other guys Nanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady Special lady
We can see a fuckin' movie And agree it's a total piece of shit Comfortable shoes, never lose We can fuckin' talk about some things She don't need no diamond rings She don't need no diamond rings