Well it's 3 P.M. Time to lug the gear Gotta get it on the stage My muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will save the day
When I check the mic I fuckin' check the mic I fuckin' checka-checka one, two, three I plug it in, I make it sound as good as can be
'Cause the rockers rock But the roadies roll Gotta take them like it, 'cause I take control Gotta get that shit up on that fuckin' stage
'Cause the roadie knows what the roadie knows And the roadie knows that he wears black clothes And he hides off in the shadows of the stage [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/tenacious_d/roadie.html ] Because the roadie looks a thousand miles with his eyes And when the crowd roars Brings a teardrop to the roadie's eyes Tears of pride
Because he brought you the show But you will never know He's changing the strings While hiding in the wings No matter how hard, the show must go on
Then a beautiful girl come to me she Says, "Hey can I sucka your dick" I say "Yays, I am in love" Then she quickly says, "I sucked your dick, now gimme that backstage pass I do not want you roadie, I want K.G's chode"
I'm standing at the threshold of your dreams Without me there'd be now sound from those amps Without me there'd be no lights on the stage But you don't applaud for me!
No, I am the roadie! A lonesome warrior searching for a soul No! I am the roadie! I make the rock go