Well it's 3pm time to lug the gear gotta get it on the stage my muscles flexed my fuckin sweat will save the day.
And i check the mic i fuckin check the mic i fuckin check it check it one two three i plug it in and make it sound as good as can be
Because the rockers rock but the roadies roll Gotta take the mic you gotsta take control gotta get that shit up on that fuckin stage
cuz the roadie knows what the roadie knows and the roadie knows that he wears black clothes and he hides off in the shadows of the stage
because the roadie Looks a thousand miles with his eyes and when the crowd roars brings a tear drop to the roadies eyes Tears of pride
Because he brought you the show but you will never know he's changing the strings while hiding in the wings no matter how hard the show must go on
And the beautiful girl come to me she said "hey can i suck your dick" and i said "yes, im in love"
and then she quickly said "i sucked your dick, now give me that backstage pass. i do not want you roadie. i want KG's chode."
Im standing at the threshold of your dreams without me there'd be no sound from those amps without me there'd be no lights on this stage but you dont applaud for me
I am the roadie lonesome warrior searching for his soul I am the roadie i make the rock go