[J:] Hey Kage [K:] Jables [J:] How goes it man? [K:] S'good... s'good [J:] Y'know I've been thinking a lot about it, and um, I just want us to be the best fucking band in the world. [K:] Well yeah, me too! [J:] There's no point in doing it if we're not the best. [K:] Well s'true. I agree with that. [J:] I mean what, yeah we're gonna be, yeah we're really good. We're like almost as good as Arcade Fire, fuck that. [K:] Yeah [J:] We gotta leave those fuckers in the dust! [K:] What, what do you... [J:] All those fucking youngsters gotta fucking lick our boot or fuck it! Y'know what I mean? [K:] Yeah! Yeah, well, how do we do that though? [J:] [sigh] Dude, you need to fucking have some lessons. [K:] What! [J:] I know, you're really good but you gotta expand your game. [K:] Lessons! [J:] Y'know how Kobe in the off season would go and like, learn a fucking, y'know a Texas Two-Step or something, to add to his arsenal? [K:] Man, yeah, that's true. That's true. [J:] Well I've just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy. [K:] Really? [J:] And I, I hope you're not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude. [K:] Yeah? Oh no, what! [J:] Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don't like- ah hey! I swear, if you don't like it we'll fucking fire his ass. He's out. [K:] Who is this guy? I never... [J:] His name is Felix Char [?] [K:] Urgh, what. [J:] He's from Spain and he is the best. [K:] Oh God... [J:] I got him from the fucking London Phildsarmonic. (Meant to be Philharmonic) [K:] Urgh, I just, I don't know him, it seems weird! [J:] Will you just, will you just spend a minute with him? [K:] OK. Alright. I'll spend a minute with him. [J:] OK bro, he's right outside. I'm sending him in. [K:] Oh God, OK. Why? Lessons, so stupid. [F:] Hello? [K:] Uh, hi! [F:] Hello, I am Felix Char. [K:] Hi, uh. Felix? Yeah, um. [F:] Ah, as, Jack as asked me to spend some time with you. Uh. [K:] OK, hm. [F:] One on one. So, while Jack is outside, ah, we will work on your technique. [K:] OK. [F:] Can I see you pick up, is this your guitar here? [K:] Yup. Yeah, I gotta it, I gotta it right over here. [F:] Ah, it is a Fender ay? Is this a Fender? [K:] Ah well, it's a Gibson. [F:] Yes a Gibson, yes. Made by the same, uh, manufacturer. Pick it up please, can you pick it up? [K:] OK. Yeah. [F:] No, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap! [K:] What? What'd I do? What'd I do? [F:] You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar! [K:] I just picked it up, I just- [F:] No, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cállate tu boca, you pick it up from the body. [K:] The what! [F:] The body. [K:] Oh the body! Body, OK. [F:] I'm sorry about my accent. [K:] I didn't know, I didn't know. [F:] Now listen to me. I want you to play, like it is a woman. You go and play the guitar now. Play. [K:] Uh, OK? Uh. [F:] No, no, no, no, no. You, your fingers. Your fingers are too tight. [K:] They're too tight? [F:] Yes, let me get behind you. Like this, you see? [K:] Oh! Hn. [F:] If I put my finger, on your finger. [K:] Hey! [F:] Then you can feel... [K:] I can! Wait! [F:] Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Finger to your mouth. I put my finger on your mouth, on your lips. [K:] Mhmhm! [F:] Yes that's good. [K:] Hey man! What do ye... [F:] Now listen hey, you want to play like an orgasm. [K:] I'm just try- what!? [F:] Feel this. Do you feel that? [K:] Oh God! This is really weird man! [F:] That's my cock. [K:] WHAT! [F:] That's my cock in your butt cheeks. [K:] OH God! Hey! [F:] Do you feel it? [K:] NO! [F:] Now I'
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