"This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely" You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right, to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin' give her some smoochies too Sometimes you got to squeeze Sometimes you got to say "Please..." Sometimes you got to say "Hey..."
I'm gonna fuck you, softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you, sweetly I'm gonna ball you discretely
And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers" And then you say "Wait a minute, Sally" "I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?" That's fuckin' team work!
What's your favorite posish That's cool with me It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it But I'll order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I fuckin fuck you discretely And then I fuckin bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!