Chorus: You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar But you’re never sweet to me
Ernie: You are my one and only The only one I’ve kissed
Kay: But that black book in your pocket, honey Ain’t a grocery list
Ernie: I took you to a night club To have a bang-up time
Kay: We wound up washing dishes ‘cause you didn’t have a dime
Chorus: You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar But you’re never sweet to me You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar But you’re never sweet to me
Kay: I ordered you a collar Right from the catalog
Ernie: And now I can’t quit barkin’ ‘cause the collar’s for a dog
Kay: The next day I sent you neckties Did you like the ties you got?
Ernie: How come you tied the neckties, honey Like a hangman’s knot?
Chorus: You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar But you’re never sweet to me You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar But you’re never sweet to me
(Les Paul guitar break 8 measures)
Ernie: The diamond ring I bought you Was nothin’ but the best
Kay: But you only paid a dollar down I had to pay the rest
Ernie: What happened to the fur coat I bought the other day?
Kay: Well that new fur coat you bought me Just got up and walked away!
Chorus: You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar But you’re never sweet to me You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar But you’re never sweet to me
Kay: Well, I knitted you some golf socks With fancy heels and soles
Ernie: I guess they call ‘em golf socks ‘Cause they both have 18 holes
Ernie: I promised you a pony I promised you a yacht
Kay: A saddle and a paddle, boy Was all I ever got
Chorus: You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar But you’re never sweet to me You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar But you’re never sweet to me
Ernie: I’m a-getting’ tired of fightin’ Been at it all my life
Kay: Well the way we always get along We should be Man and Wife
Chorus: You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar You’re My Sugar And I am sweet on You!