Forgive me for loving you the way I do, dear Forgive me, please do not say that we are through, dear I know my manners aren't polite And I insulted you last night But please forgive me the way you always do, dear
Forgive me for being such a crashing bore last night Forgive me for doing all that on the floor last night I'm really glad that you complained Please do not think I'm not ashamed But please forgive me and love me as before last night
Forgive me for being sick inside the car and then Forgive me for going just that bit too far and when You slapped my face and I saw red To my disgrace I hit your head And as I said now that you're dead...
Forgive me for being late at your cremation Forgive me I left the flowers at the station And now I'm here I try to shed A single tear and yet instead I have this feeling of incredible elation