Beans, beans, the musical fruit The more you eat, the more you toot The more you toot, the better you feel So we have beans at every meal!1
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Beans, beans, the musical fruit The more you eat, the more you toot Down your pants and in your boot 1
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Beans, beans, the magical fruit The more you eat, the more you toot The more you toot, the better you feel So why not have beans for every meal?
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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the happier/better you feel So let's eat beans with every meal1
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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the more you eat The more you sit on the toilet seat
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Beans, beans, they give you gas They make you fart, and burn your ass The more you eat, the more it hurts So slow down your eating to stop the squirts
Beans, beans, the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot 1This line can also be replaced with: "So eat them beans at every meal"
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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart the more you fart the better you feel beans, beans for every meal. This line can also be replaced with: "So eat your beans with every meal"