I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea Bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch) We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp) I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies
I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit This dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget
[Chorus] I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Everybody look at me cause im sailin on a boat I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat
I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh {Get the fuck up, this boat is real}
[Chorus] I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Everybody look at me cause im sailin on a boat I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker) Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker) I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah) The boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now) Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow) Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow) Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road (yeah) Poseidon, Look at me, oh (all hands on deck) Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat comin my way Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid
[Chorus] I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Everybody look at me cause im sailin on a boat I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat