Yes, she's a three handed woman A three handed woman She's right handed, and left handed And underhanded too She's a three handed woman And she knows just what to do She's a three handed woman And she ain't no good for you
With her left hand she'll caress you While her right hand straightens your tie And then she picks the phone up And calls another guy Though you take her here and take her there You'll find before you're through While you think you're taking her Jack, she's taking you
'Cause she's a three handed woman And she knows just what to do She's a three handed woman And she ain't no good for you
Everytime you take her dancing While her arms hold you tight Across your shoulder she's making eyes At every man in sight When she says goodnight she tells you You're the one she's crazy 'bout But you can bet someone else walks in Jack, when you walk out
'Cause she's a three handed woman And she knows just what to do She's a three handed woman And she ain't no good for you
With her left hand she'll embrace you While her right hand dims the light And then she starts rehearsing For her date tomorrow night When she puts her arms around you There's a love light deep in her eyes A light that shines for you and me And fifteen other guys
'Cause she's a three handed woman And she ain't no good for you Yeah, she's right handed, and left handed And she's underhanded too