Tha Gatherin - Don't Drink and Draft | Текст песни

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I got a twelve-pack and twelve packs?
Sounds like a four-man to me!

Drinking and drafting is a dangerous thing
At the end of your turn, you keep forgetting to ping
Combat math keeps changing
Too impatient to think
So you say screw it and swing with the team

Like every single weekend my activity staple
Got a half dozen friends at the kitchen table
And we all gonna drink until we get unstable
But we're gonna run a team draft as best we're able
The beer goes (clink) as I give it a crack
The cards go (fwssh) as I open the pack
I don't wanna see the commons I flip straight to the back
I don't wanna have to think hard I just wanna attack
I'm talkin bout short term memory lapsing
By my second pick I already forgot what I was passing
So many pipe dreams that I'm amassing
"Like this time, I'll get ALL the Relentless Rats!"
HAH!

I'm talkin bout archetypes that just plain dumb
Like every time I drunk draft M11
I'm talkin bout Millstone pick 1 pack 1
You know the Tome Scours will come!
Or else I get real impatient when I'm gettin wasted
So I draft a lot of red so that my dudes are hasted
My sober teammates really got the shaft
The moral of the story?
Don't drink and draft

Drinking and drafting is a dangerous thing
At the end of your turn, you keep forgetting to ping
Combat math keeps changing
Too impatient to think
So you say screw it and swing with the team

All right, back to 2004

Locked ourselves in at the card shop that night
With a case of Invasion, and a case of Blue Light
Normally I draft IPA with ease
But this time the IPA was all in Chinese
With my boy Ken Krouner and my boy Rob Dettman
We had one too many people so we had to be two-headin
But the ill effects of a case of beer began to set in
I sat out the first pack because of spins that I was gettin
But my partner tagged out at the start of pack two
He said I drank too much just like you
You gotta get back in there and see what you can do
Oh and by the way we're Green-White-Blue
So I go back and crack the Planechase right?
And I could barely even read English that night
And this was all Chinese so I sure couldn't read it
But I sure as hell know the flying hippo when I see it!

Questing Pheldagriff, that's the name
Oh and by the way we didn't lose a single game
But we were all both blacked out for half...
The moral of the story?
Don't drink and draft!

Drinking and drafting is a dangerous thing
At the end of your turn, you keep forgetting to ping
Combat math keeps changing
Too impatient to think
So you say screw it and swing with the team

While I may not drink and draft
I sure draft with Heezy
But if you're drinking, Imma take
your money from you easy

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